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My name is Christopher Butcher, and I have a BS in being a BA.</description><title>Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @virginiaisforzombies)</generator><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>For Emily.In Soviet Russia, lemons aid you!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVAcuytwfp9EEw3i4D_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For Emily.&lt;br/&gt;In Soviet Russia, lemons aid &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt;!!!</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46639244</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46639244</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:04:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Emily Hearl is pretty much 100% kickass.PS: Chris...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVAcuyr4pkvxYM71Kp_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Emily Hearl is pretty much 100% kickass.&lt;br/&gt;PS: Chris Butcher’s vote for hottest shoes ever.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46639057</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46639057</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Holy Grail finding of the summer:ANDREW JACKSON JIHAD &amp;...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pmq2XHMKOoc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pmq2XHMKOoc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My Holy Grail finding of the summer:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANDREW JACKSON JIHAD &amp; BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! performing &lt;i&gt;Holland, 1945&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46567788</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46567788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:16:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Go ahead and get mad at God/ point your finger at your dad &amp; at Santa Claus/ “Listen all..."</title><description>“Go ahead and get mad at God/ point your finger at your dad &amp; at Santa Claus/ “Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage”/ wouldn’t look so bad with the bandage off.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;Puppets&lt;/i&gt; by Atmosphere, from “When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46563031</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46563031</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:37:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The fake version of The Bitch Went Nutz by Sir Benjamin Scott...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/46560656/GvZM3uZVAcu7g5loDUwGL8MP&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The fake version of &lt;i&gt;The Bitch Went Nutz &lt;/i&gt;by Sir Benjamin Scott Folds.&lt;br/&gt;This version is spectacular and funny, written from the perspective of an ex-fratboy republican about his liberal, coke-powered girlfriend at an office party circa Christmas.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Need I say more?</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46560656</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46560656</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:18:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>allisonweiss:

Just messing with some fonts and asking some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/RzfWAthqnctjimfxXgMX2XQQ_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://allisonweiss.tumblr.com/post/46499181/just-messing-with-some-fonts-and-asking-some" target="_blank"&gt;allisonweiss&lt;/a&gt;:
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&lt;blockquote&gt;Just messing with some fonts and asking some questions. &lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46554719</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46554719</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:33:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Possibly my new favorite “Hello, my name is LeeAnne...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVActfgtruwBpgbXJy_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Possibly my new favorite “Hello, my name is LeeAnne Reese” photograph.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488817</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488817</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:14:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I like this one, too.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVActfavydTMsBlJRh_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I like this one, too.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488403</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:10:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVActf8ahrIHtTlVuj_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488224</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46488224</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:08:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy."</title><description>“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Frank Sinatra (via &lt;a href="http://whokilled.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;whokilled&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://allisonweiss.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;allisonweiss&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46486276</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46486276</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:47:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rosiesiman:

VMA 2008 Promos
.. I’m confused.

The hell? </title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="CONFIG_URL=http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/configuration.jhtml%3Fid%3D1592579%26vid%3D266355&amp;allowFullScreen=true" allowfullscreen="true" base="." allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rosiesiman.tumblr.com/post/46431408/vma-2008-promos-im-confused" target="_blank"&gt;rosiesiman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1592579&amp;vid=266355" target="_blank"&gt;VMA 2008 Promos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;.. I’m confused.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The hell? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46432403</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46432403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:50:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright by Elliott...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/46431913/GvZM3uZVAcsv76dalQaQ2Etk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright&lt;/i&gt; by Elliott Smith.&lt;br/&gt;This one’s for LeeAnne &amp; Allison.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was actually looking for Gatsby’s American Dream’s cover of this song (originally by Mr. Bob Dylan, like all songs), but I found this and flipped out. The quality isn’t that great, actually it’s kinda terrible, but it doesn’t matter.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I hope y’all enjoy.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46431913</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46431913</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:47:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Alternative Take:</title><description>Hi, my name is Christopher Butcher, and I have a BS in being a BA.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46356737</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46356737</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:20:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Thinks to Thing About:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tuesday:&lt;br/&gt;Wear somethin’ slutty. For Emily.&lt;br/&gt;See, that sounds worse than it is.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wednesday:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;SUPER SECRET PLANS THAT DO NOT INVOLVE ANY LEARNING ESTABLISHMENTS. THIS MEANS YOU.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PS: Am I the only one that didn’t know our old friend Bob was in jail for that time he &lt;b&gt;shot a kid in the face with a BB gun in the parking lot of a Taco Bell&lt;/b&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46356551</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46356551</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:18:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What can I say, I influence people.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVAcrxicle8Zm9x5u4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What can I say, I influence people.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46345001</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46345001</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:04:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"But now when I close my eyes, I’ll be fucking Jimmy Carter."</title><description>“But now when I close my eyes, I’ll be fucking Jimmy Carter.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;The fake version of &lt;i&gt;The Bitch Went Nuts&lt;/i&gt; by Ben Folds&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46333560</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46333560</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:41:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Did I ever post this one?I don’t think so.Enjoy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVAcrrblocGAIxxWXW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did I ever post this one?&lt;br/&gt;I don’t think so.&lt;br/&gt;Enjoy.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46331046</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46331046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:11:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Back in the day.Yes, that’s an Arrogant Sons of Bitches...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GvZM3uZVAcrqjptoZtg7GX0v_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Back in the day.&lt;br/&gt;Yes, that’s an Arrogant Sons of Bitches shirt.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46329728</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46329728</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:49:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You had me at let’s go snog, and I hate double-bass pedals."</title><description>“You had me at let’s go snog, and I hate double-bass pedals.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Christopher Butcher (via &lt;a href="http://yoholmes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;yoholmes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;I did say both of those things, but not together.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46325825</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46325825</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:53:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The semi-real version of Cologne by Mr. Ben Folds...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/46317894/GvZM3uZVAcrkgebrOtkz4Hib&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The semi-real version of &lt;i&gt;Cologne&lt;/i&gt; by Mr. Ben Folds himself.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;‘Cologne’ is actually on the album, but when you load it up from Ass Pirate or wherever you download it from you hear a piano orchestra with 10 pianos and that’s what I recorded for the DVD. The budget for the video all got spent on one song, which isn’t the single. It’s not only not the single, it’s not the right version of the song, so everyone’s confused, including me, because I didn’t plan to do it that way.&lt;/i&gt; (Those words via &lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/22595157/why_i_leaked_it_ben_folds_comes_clean_about_his_fake_and_real_new_album_way_to_normal" target="_blank"&gt;Rolling Stone&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The song is pretty adorable. I’m excited to hear the real version.</description><link>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46317894</link><guid>http://virginiaisforzombies.tumblr.com/post/46317894</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:58:52 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
